Total Medals Earned: 378 (From 81 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,065 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Thx for the free Medal >w<
Medals Earned: 1/2 (100/200 points)
Fail becoming an Australian Citizen!
Become an Australia Citizen!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Open the game.
Inspect every test tube.
Medals Earned: 16/16 (160/160 points)
Kick your first Crimp
Check the credits
Kill someone in the credits menu
Pause the game
Restart a level
Clean the Newgrounds Office
Clean the Newgrounds Basement
Clean Tom Fulp's Living Room
Clean Pub CastaƱon
Soup
Clean Ranch Ramirez
Clean the Junkyard
Clean HELL
Clean Space
Clean the Newgrounds Portal
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 6/100 (30/500 points)
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Thanks!
Start a new game.
other stuff...
You ticket to medals!
Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
1
10
5
6
3
4
11
2
22
33
0e
9
7
8
Get everything!
Man this would look nice on your wall!
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Clear floor 1
Clear floor 2
Clear floor 4
Clear floor 3
Clear floor 6
Clear floor 5
Clear floor 7
Complete the game on Hell mode
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/11 (65/90 points)
Witness a Stepford miracle
Kill 1 enemy
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Blub
Open the game
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
this game done put pig physics innit
see it.
Kill 1000 enemies
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
not that impressive but good start ig...
Okay, that's kinda cool
woah.
Good job :-)
I love you.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!